The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

Got a question or comment? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask for lots of options! Check out our Subreddit, too!

**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#154: Hangin' and Bangin' with Catwoman

February 26, 2017 at 7:45PM • 1 hour 7 minutes

It's three awkward weeks before our third year anniversary! But for now, we're talking about first-time parenting, artistic DNA, and dating catwoman. Questions/comments/stories/etc.? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

Special guest: Johannah Berger


#153: Renette Tubwegger

February 20, 2017 at 1:00AM • 1 hour 14 minutes

This awkward week we're talking clogging toilets, Beethoven's second message, and closure. And Darren's back! Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email. :)


#152: Guccirrhea

February 13, 2017 at 4:00AM • 1 hour 3 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about designer diarrhea, semen allergies, and global warming porn. If you've got something to ask or say, call/text us at 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

Special Guest: Anayat


#151: Twinkies in the Wind

February 7, 2017 at 8:00PM • 1 hour 36 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about annoying friends, basement buddies, and ethical uses for date rape drugs. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Special Guest: Nico de Gallo>


#150: Fondler's Amnesia

January 29, 2017 at 8:00PM • 1 hour 43 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about life partner guidelines, fondler's amnesia, and even more pooping during sex! Questions/comments/stories/shitsuations? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email!

Special Guest: Denise Langone (our production coordinator!)


#149: #NotMyQuestion

January 24, 2017 at 5:30PM • 1 hour 16 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about threesome complications, toothpaste attraction, and empathic cum eating. Special guest: Abel Horwitz, host and creator of Serial Killer Speed Dating. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit http://awkward.email.


#148: Recipes, Please!

January 17, 2017 at 1:45AM • 1 hour 11 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about semi-suicidal tendencies, our favorite recipes, and becoming the Queen of England or a mummy? Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD to use your lovely voice or texting fingers!

Guest: Lindsay "IUD Girl" Bring


#147: Droopy Dog's Fancy New Vagina

January 12, 2017 at 7:00PM • 1 hour 26 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the 10-minute man, shitting the bed, and droopy transgender vaginas. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options!

Guest: Tommy Honton


#146: Bernice the Rice Princess Rides the Struggle Bus

January 3, 2017 at 12:00AM • 1 hour 36 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about awkward texts, efficient vagina lubrication, and the rice princess. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!

Special Guests: Fran and Rice to Riches!


#145: Protein Pants

December 27, 2016 at 2:30AM • 1 hour 27 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about huffing farts, the war on drugs, and protein pants. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Call/text 509-AWKWARD or visit awkward.email for more options.

Special guests: Lindsay and John (IUD girl and guy)!