The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#14: Erotic Photos on an Alaskan Pipeline

June 17, 2014 at 1:45PM • 1 hour 7 minutes

This week on the podcast, we're talking about s*** photos, awkward dancers, and the life of a rent boy.


#13: How to Carry Your Poop on the Subway

June 10, 2014 at 1:45PM • 41 minutes

This week on the podcast we’re talking about accidentally buying porn on Craigslist, bringing your poop to work, s******* deviant daughters and more.


#12: Go F*** at the Manatee's Aquarium

June 3, 2014 at 11:45AM • 57 minutes

This week on the podcast how many steps your FitBit thinks it takes to reach orgasm, gay rent boys, and one place where you should never have s**.


#11: Professors Watching P*** and Ticklish Nubs

May 27, 2014 at 6:45AM • 56 minutes

Welcome to the awkward human survival guide. This week on the podcast we’re talking about loud m*******tors, professors watching p***, and ticklish vestigial nubs.


#10: Look at Your Bank Account, J*** O**, and Listen to Jewel

May 20, 2014 at 10:00PM • 58 minutes

This week on the podcast, we’re talking about what to do when you haven’t pooped in several days, why you shouldn’t get married if you’re more concerned about your girlfriend’s credit score, and a belly button v****a.


#9: Mystery Purple Toilet Goo and Every STD

May 13, 2014 at 10:00AM • 57 minutes

Welcome to the Awkward Human Survival Guide! This week we’re talking about mystery purple toilet goo, a reformed playboy with every STD, and an app that compares your poop with others.


#8: Fat Friends and Automatic B******s

May 6, 2014 at 10:00AM • 60 minutes

This week on the podcast we’re talking about fat friends, automatic b*** j**s, and breastfeeding photos.


#7: Toilet Paper Alternatives and Birth Control Bloat

April 29, 2014 at 10:00AM • 1 hour 12 minutes

This week we’re discussing alternatives to toilet paper and a guy who wants to c**e inside his girlfriend, even if that makes her fart.


#6: Sick P****** and Nazi Fetishism

April 22, 2014 at 10:00AM • 58 minutes

This week on the podcast, we’re discussing how to handle two kinds of very sick p******s and what to do when your kid has a nazi fetish.


#5: Armpit S**, Mild-Mannered M**s Daughters, and Bridezillas

April 15, 2014 at 10:00AM • 41 minutes

This week on the podcast, we’re talking about armpit s**, what to do when you’re a mild-mannered daughter of a M**F, and managing a bridezilla.